Well we all know that those girls aren't going to support themselves! Well after talking to someone who is not as supportive as I had thought, I am feeling like quite the boob right now. That's right, I am in need of some sturdy under-wire and possibly a "Cross your heart" strap set!
Some days I feel incredibly supported and confident. I can hold my chest out (no pun intended) and keep my head up high. Other days I sit slouched in my chair and blog about useless crap in order to make me feel even the slightest bit more self-assured.
My new book isn't going as smoothly as I'd hoped. I've got ideas, but I'm not so sure I'm as dark and twisty as these ideas are becoming. Although I can APPEAR dark and twisty like...my mind is more like a group of gnomes running around in a field with absolutely no destination in site, and if there is a destination, the map seems to have been misplaced.
Have I confused you yet? All this talk of crappy bras and aimless gnomes...I'm bound to start making people consider placing me into an institution! It's all good, imagine how much time I'd have to write in there!!! (Ok ok....poorly placed witticism...I know)
So anyone know where to get a good bra?
3 comments:
It completely cracks me up to picture a bunch of gnomes running around in a field! :)
And don't worry, I always have to be supported! ;)
Sorry things aren't going as well as you hoped, but don't worry! There's lots of time to muse and think and ponder and work it all out. And if you need to throw ideas by anyone, you know where to find me. Especially for dark and twisty ideas!!
PS: I thought about answering that last question with, "I'm a good bra!" but that sounded weird! LOL
Oh Jess, you'd make an excellent bra. What with your um...well...I am not sure WHY...but I'm sure you could maneuver some great under-wire somehow!
Awwwww sweetest thing you've ever said! :)
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